Disco Cowgirl
Saturday, September 7, 2013
The boy....
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....just asked ME to get something off the hard-to-reach top shelf. It's moments like these that really bolster my sense of being petite...
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Overheard at work....
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1. I hate when my glasses get tangled in my mullet. 2. Looking at her paycheque gives me salary bulimia. 3. You're like the character ...
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
To the person....
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....who designed my home's only bathroom by placing a full length mirrored shower door directly across from the toilet. Fuck you. Real...
Monday, January 28, 2013
It should come....
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....as no surprise to anyone that a solid, well-rounded adult probably had a fairly normal, happy childhood and adolescence. Here is a snap...
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
I bridged the gap....
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....between "productive/innovative" and "weird/sad" when I handmade a dog bed I saw on Pinterest this past weekend. And ...
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
About 3 seconds....
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.....in I realized the VHS copy of Dr. Doolittle 2 that we had picked up this past summer for Portia was in fact not very child-friendly a...
Monday, February 6, 2012
A "finger quotes" recap....
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....of the weekend. "We are so out of our league. I own pairs of underwear bigger than those girls shorts." Said to my co-worker u...
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