I just went into.....

...the washroom at work and noticed that I have sparkles all over my chest. I bought new Christmas ornaments and I must have somehow transferred the sparkles to my neck & chest after handling them this morning. (I mean after handling the ornaments, not handling my chest.) I didn't notice until a few moments ago and I'm very worried that my co-workers now think that I intentionally sparkled up my chest, stripper style. Ugh.