It might be time....

....for a haircut.

Customer: "What's the matter with your head?"
Me: "Pardon me?"
Customer (while pointing at my hair): "You know...what's with that? It's all....shiny."
Me: "It's wet. I just got out of the shower."
Customer: "Hm."
Long pause.....
Customer: "You should dry it before going out. You're going to catch a cold."
Me: "You don't understand. People with curly hair can't blow dry."
Customer: "Well, I don't like it."

Now, the pub is a mecca for fashionistas. So you can see why I'm taking this so seriously.