Thursday, July 28, 2011

Where have I been....

...you ask?

Oh, just overseeing the day-to-day care and development of an infant human being. No biggie.

Anyways....during a recent shopping excursion I came across the creepiest toy I've ever seen. Sort of a wino/hobo/bunny hybrid. Yuck.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Yesterday....

....my almost-6-month-old had her first visit to Jason's Pub. It's not as bad as you think, I swear. It was for visiting purposes. Not drinking purposes.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Last week my car...

...was broken into and none of my cd's were even stolen. Thus, either I, or the culprit, has terrible taste in music.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Some people ask....

....why I don't move out of Owen Sound and come back to Ottawa. But I could never leave here. Really. It's just....the people. They have taught me so many valuable life lessons.

These guys for instance....



The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. ~Elisabeth Foley

Or her....



Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. ~Kahlil Gibran

Last but not least....



Dancers are the messengers of the gods. ~Martha Graham

I just wanted to share...

...the best news of the day.



Universal Pictures has announced that they are developing a remake of Drop Dead Fred for Russell Brand to star in. Saturday Night Live writer Dennis McNicholas has been hired to develop the project for Brand. THR says the plan is to remake the movie in the tone of Beetlejuice, “building a universe around the concept of imaginary friends.” The original 1991 movie starred Phoebe Cates as a young woman who battles with her controlling mother and womanizing husband, and finds comfort and confusion with the appearance of her childhood imaginary friend. The original film was bashed by critics, not particularly well liked by moviegoers, didn’t make much money at the box office ($13.8 million total), but has developed a small but vocal cult following on home video.

Welcome to Grey Bruce Counties....

....home to beautiful beaches and PANTLESS FRIDAYS.

Enjoy your stay.

Monday, March 21, 2011

A photographic essay....

...of some things I've recently discovered.

1. I have a stinkin cute baby.



2. Bell Canada needs to update their snow removal policy.



3. While it breaks my heart to do it, I think it's finally time to reconsider my initial stance on not wanting to get my dog neutered.