Apparently the boy & I....

happened to come across the worst artist in the history of busker festival caricature artists.



She sketched me with an uncanny resemblance to Danny McBride.



Thanks for the ego boost lady.

One of many ways....

....to permanently scar a 12 year old.



At the very least this captures the instant all the merits of going vegan start running through her head.

It may not...

...have been considered a "fine dining" establishment that we were in....but is it too much to ask that fellow patrons keep their shoes on while eating? Of greater concern to me was that this was a buffet. Was she going to put shoes on to make the trek to the food? We didn't stick around to find out.

The Jean Machine was in town...

...who knew Joey Ramone had been re-incarnated as a woman living in Grey County?

Where have I been....

...you ask?

Oh, just overseeing the day-to-day care and development of an infant human being. No biggie.

Anyways....during a recent shopping excursion I came across the creepiest toy I've ever seen. Sort of a wino/hobo/bunny hybrid. Yuck.

Yesterday....

....my almost-6-month-old had her first visit to Jason's Pub. It's not as bad as you think, I swear. It was for visiting purposes. Not drinking purposes.

Last week my car...

...was broken into and none of my cd's were even stolen. Thus, either I, or the culprit, has terrible taste in music.