....in Ottawa for an early Christmas.
At one point, en route to breakfast with my grandparents, my grandma suddenly asks, "Jamie, you aren't wearing thongs are you?"
After the initial hilarity of being asked that by my grandmother had wore off, I told her politely that I didn't think it was any of her business.
"But you left them in the front hall at our place! It's a little too cold for thongs, don't you think?"
Then I realized she was referring to flip flops, not underwear.