I'm not a photographer by any means...but I carry my camera with me (always) for moments precisely like this one. (I'm known for whipping out my camera and inconspicuously taking shots of some of the interesting folk around this small town. Ok, not inconspicuously at all. Brazenly.)
And this guy is wearing the shortest shorts I have ever seen. And he's dangerously close to showing all of us his 83 year old junk.