Please do not be alarmed if you see my cat.
Please note, he:
-is not rabid
-has not been exposed to radiation
-is not sick
-is relatively healthy for all intents and purposes
He merely got badly tangled in some burs and after hours of pulling and brushing, I dealt with the situation the only way I knew how.
P.S. Also, if you happen to see my significant other, please refrain from mentioning that I used his electric razor to shave the cat. Thank you very much.