....to feign interest while in the last 20 minutes 5 co-workers have asked me if I know where my boss is, as apparently they need him to discuss very important business matters. I, on the other hand, am only concerened about his whereabouts because:
a) I need to tell him that I want to leave early today
b) he is bringing me a Strawberry Cheesequake Blizzard (clearly, I have no qualms about working in exchange for Dairy Queen.)
P.S. On an unrelated note, I've spent the last 15 minutes of my work day Googling "vodka cocktail ideas".
It's a wonder I still have a job.