Here are two of the worst gifts to buy that awful someone....
Option A: The Creepy Gift
Sometimes, you need a hug. But if there's not a live person around, your options are limited, and almost always pretty creepy. Luckily, ThinkGeek.com has what it thinks is the answer. The Beating Heart Pillow is big and soft and cuddly and reproduces the sound and feel of a beating human heart. Available in a 10-inch model for US$34.99 and a 15-inch models for US$49.99, depending on how big your emotional hole is.
Option B: The Annoying Gift
One of the most truly passive-aggressive products ever marketed, the Flying Alarm Clock may be the most convoluted of evil gifts. At a preset time, the Flying Alarm Clock lets out an ear-piercing shriek, while simultaneously launching a little plastic helicopter thingy at the ceiling. The alarm will not stop until the projectile is found and reinserted into the top of the clock. Available from ThinkGeek.com for US$24.99, it's the perfect gift for anyone who you want to hate you forever.
1 comment:
I might get this for someone - don't tell me you don't know someone that you might want to give this to?
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